Dark and Stormy walk along
the straight and narrow path
meeting many nights along the way
when the wind starts to blow
they know that it's their time
yesterday is gone but not today
when they see the end is coming
thunder comes a bumping
as dark and stormy walk along the sky
clouds in the sky
can see the mountains high
say hello then soon wave goodbye
the ocean turning dark again
waves getting sharp and then
out of the blue arrives the storm
ravaging the villages
pillaging the houses
destroying the cities
drowning the people
shocking the towers,
you know dark and stormy are here
listening to the mercy cries
children all on sugar highs
the very lowest kind of high
mothers in their book clubs
reverse disguised as crook hubs
read about how little that they know
but when stormy comes out for them all
and dark overtakes their dining halls
they'll know they've made a big mistake